February 2012
Glitterbomb.
I could watch the reactions of the Republican candidates AAAALLLLLLLL night after they get a load of glitter busted on them.
I can’t stop laughing at how mad they get!
Personal Questions
What’s the average penis size you encounter?
What do you prefer?
How long does your fun time usually last?
What do you prefer?
Just curious.
Know how people like to brag.
Cleaning on my day off.
Hit up my askhole so I can be distracted.
Saturday Night Fever
Has to have the dumbest ending ever!
“Crap! My friend just fell of the bridge and died! I should probably go make sure that girl I tried to rape last night still wants to be my friend…..”
Anonymous asked: i wish california worked out for you but i'm glad that you are happy.
Every Friday I play guitar for the residents.
The only difference this Friday is a cute nurse slipped me her phone number when I was done.
The same nurse that is flying out to visit her boyfriend …..
Fuuuuuuck.
Why do I only attract taken women?
Tumblr Jeopardy
I would own at it.
I normally can tell who made a post before I scroll down and see their name.
kaathryynn asked: i like your blog a lot :]
January 2012
artsnfartsncrafts asked: Sounds like you have a pretty sweet gig over there, Calvin! Hope all is well. Are you working on any art? Sending love from California!
Anonymous asked: Hey! Cool Iron Maiden shirt :) Also, about your hair. It looks nice now but I honestly think you should grow it out!
Getting paid
To play my guitar at work tomorrow.
Not too shabby.
A girl at work.
Said I look like Jason Lee from My Name is Erl.
Does that mean I’m charming and ruggedly handsome, or I look like I live in a trailer park?
Tumblr Blackout
It really defeats the purpose when you post all morning and THEN state you’re going to fight the man and stop using the internet for a day….just to continue posting on the same blog you’ve blackedout.
I want to shake you….
11-7 shift.
We’re going to the library today!
Yesterday was awesome!
They normally have 5 residents play Bingo…..I had 14!
I’m a natural!
That girl!!
I’ll find her someday!
New band name!?!
My friend and I are doing some Adele,Tool, Pink and shit.
New band! New name!
Give us a name!!
Breakfast -Lunch-Breakfast.
That’s how I roll.
Side note 28 year old trucks are not fans of winter mornings.
The same goes for 28 year old men.
Still loving the job!
My life...
Will not be complete until I’m in a buddy cop romance thriller movie.
Dream big, people. Dream big!
If you could punch any celebrity in the face...
Who would it be?
My vote is Tom Cruise.
Orientation done!
Got my employee handbook and badge.
All the girls in class assumed I was an R/N instead of activities assistant.
I guess this snazzy collared shirt paid off.
First full day with the residents tomorrow!
I’m pumped!
Hello,Moon.
Up at seven to get ready for orientation and greeted by an amazing full moon.
Now some make me muffins, please.
I never get baked goods.
Womp,womp.
Talk to you later!
Gotta go kick todays ass!!
I received 60 likes ....
In regards to the new job on Facebook.
FACEBOOK!!!!
Tumbloves…..I thought we had something ……
Headed to bed, orientation at 8 am!
Activities job
I think I got it!
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Dream woman.
Lost five followers this week.
I call it culling the herd.
My master plan is all coming together!
MUUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
